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so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god
My eyebags are the proof that we have internet connection at home.
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
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